sup.
mouldy thursday today... can't figure out the reason for such a name, but i can only speculate that the last supper contained mouldy bread that gave everyone food poisoning and the commerated that day by calling it mouldy thursday.
hellboy sucks. not only slightly satanic, but honestly, truthfully long drawn boring and tasteless. for once i thought i could trust that stupid straits times movie reviewer Ong Sor Fern who hasn't rated anyting accurately since she started working at a post that a few gazillion pple can do better than her at. plus the trailer looked pretty good, but it turned out that all that all that WAS good was in the
trailer... well done advertising pple.
i just feel a bit funny actually, like i dun really do anything.... lyk a pirate to be honest.
so i'd like to share a song today.... its a really good song for all those no life's like me
Argh!
Chorus:
We are The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you ...
We don't do anything!
Well, I've never been Greenland
And I've never been to Denver,
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul,
And I've never been to Moscow,
And I've never been to Tampa,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.
'Cuz we're The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you ...
We don't do anything.
And I never hoist the mainstay,
And I never swab the poop deck,
And I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all,
And I've never walked the gangplank,
And I've never owned a parrot,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.
'Cuz we're The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you ...
We don't do anything!
Well, I've never plucked a rooster,
And I'm not too good at Ping-Pong,
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall,
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never gotten head lice,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
Pirate Captain’s Log 2002
Who be this band, Relient K,
And why be they so full of contradictions?
We don’t know what he did, but we’re down with Captain Kidd.
We don’t wake up before lunch, but we all eat Cap’N Crunch®.
We don’t smoke. We don’t chew. We watch Captain Kangaroo.
And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stinkbug,
And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball,
And I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ...
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
(Repeat Chorus x2)
chowz people.