"... the old has gone, the new has come"
2 Corinthians 5:17

okay, so not used in this context, but i guess it does fit the bill for a new year verse. ;)
(for those who don't know its actually "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has gone, the new has come!")
new year's coming. real soon. routinal singing of auld lang syne, resolutions never kept, and the reflections of the past year....

the year has gone by really quickly. i remember at the beginning of the year, i was thinking that if i ever survived the o's, i would go out every day of the holidays, party with my friends, and wished it never ended.

well, its ending.

guess that's what you get for being too short-sighted about things. never really focused on the fact that the distance between me and my friends would grow bigger, that soon all the carefree days would be replaced by school activities and less time would be available for the people around me. to be honest, only the holidays have ended and... i miss my school friends already.

i miss the get-together sessions in class, while skillfully dodging past the school authorities for a game of underground bridge. the kallang waves of heads as the class decides to switch its focus from chem yeo to the chioest teacher in the school as she walks by in the corridor.

out the old, in the new? i'd stick with the old anytime, if it didnt involve the exams all over again. ;) but i guess all this is inevitable ain't it?

somethings will change, some will remain the same, some for the better, some for the worse, but... FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
now... what the hell am i talking about. x)
<> haha~

change can't be that bad can it? maybe im just being paranoid.

new school, new environment. this time with girls. how bad can it be mannnn :)

sorry, daniel is now in a state of self-consolation. and is in no fit state to write anymore. maybe after crying my heart out on his bed or something i'll come back and write again.





now who am i kidding?

tsunami toll more than 200k.
more to come.
sad ain't it, natural birth control? ouch.

watch night tomorrow!

watched meet the fockers today. kinda stinked. just a load of sex jokes. oh well.

i shall update tmmr when im less sleepy. this post is totally disjoint.

wheeeeee.
back from kl.
bought:

1. mambo backpack
2. mambo sling bag
3. von dutch tee
4. 3 pairs of cool coloured socks.

wow. so much! (sense the sacarsm) ;) oh well. not that much bought, but i guess its pretty okay. ^^ i don't really ask for much

current affairs

tsunamis triggered off by earthquake many many people dead. unlike my normal self, i shall not comment about the many dead in sri lanka and india. (so nice right?) oh well. i went to kl, and my uncle called us there and asked if we were affected. whahahha~

oh yea, i'm an overnight prophet. (steamed prophet at least :) let me recount.....

we actually had decided to go over to china for the holidays, during this period of time. unfortunately, we couldn't get tickets, dashing my hope of seeing snow for the first time in my life. so we decided to go somewhere else. and mom and dad suggested phuket, bali and indonesia regions. (horrors!~)

and i objected strongly, citing factors such as terrorism just for the fun of it. and we didn't go. how exciting! hence preventing the death toll from singapore to increase from 3 to 9.

HEROOO!

christmas. ahh. doncha just love it. 'tis the season to be jolly.
bottoms up! spread the love arnd. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!! whee. everyone should be happy and gay(happy) like me! whahahha! okay just wanted to wish all you kiddies out there a blessed christmas! God bless. ^^

all i want for christmas is youuuuuu!
or on the other handd....^^

1. any gadgets, gizmos, consoles(no super nintendos please)
2. blades <--- thx mom [in advance]
3. new computer finally made <-- thx dad [in advance]
4. new shoes
5. new clothes
6. new bag
7. electric guitar with amps

but wait a minute... how often does somebody read another's blog and give something on his/her wish list?

wishlist? wishful thinking. ;)

don't get me anything. a hug would suffice.

christmas is in 2 days, but the funny thing is that there's not christmas tree in our house this year. no presents as of yet too, although i could care less for the tradition, it doesn't feel as warm and fuzzy as normal christmas.
maybe i've just been so accustomed to having the tree and just sitting there, staring at the lights and anticipating what could be under the wrappers.
(oh wait. maybe the warmth and fuzziness could be from the heat emitting lights and the fuzzy christmas tree -_-", but i digress)

christmas marks the impending close of the year, invoking reflection about the year that will come to past. can't help feeling like i've wasted too much of this year. so many things i could have done, so much opportunity wasted. to be honest, i've actually much regret of the past year.

next up? the new year resolutions i never manage to fulfill
... again.
sigh.

maybe i'm just thinking too much.
have a merry christmas.

praise the Lord.
SAJC arts here i come - my first choice. not too shabby i must say.
to be honest, the main agenda for my first three months is just to slack, and hang out with friends, afterwhich i shall be going to poly... or so i plan. but considering external factors, it would be wise to leave my options open. who knows if im gonna get sooooo attached to the school, or somebody(i wish^^) and decide not to leave. who knows?
i guess im just gonna leave it to God then. test of faith maybe?
i may end up going to study business or something totally unrelated to art.
oh well... i guess presently im too forward looking anyway. ;) time to go to sleep, and snap back to reality(playing games, sleeping, eating, going out) tomorrow morning. im not complaining^^

song i'd like to share. just rummaged thru my uncle's music collection and found it. feel its pretty appropriate for those who just got their results and are contemplating about the future.

FFH - Millionaire

I may never be the reason
That people come from miles around
Just to hear that beautiful sound
I may never see the season
Where people love to hear me speak
And everybody wants to be me

(chorus)
Dare I go where I can't see
And if I do will You go with me
Maybe it's time that I just learn to believe...
That I may never be a millionaire
Funny I don't think I care
May never see the mountain view
I guess I don't need to
I may never drive a fancy car
Or be a movie starBut I'll be,
I'll be, the light of the world

I may never hold the answers
To the questions of philosophy
Or even understand what that means
And I may never cure the cancer
That seems to run our busy livesI guess that
I'll just join in the fight
Dare I go where I can't see
And if I do will You go with me
Myabe it's time that I just learn to believe

I may never be a hero
Or set my feet on Wall Street
Or give the evening news
But I believe in what God wants me to be

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hopefully i shall manage to upload this song after i get my radioblog...

back from junior camp with a sore throat.
the holidays are really going by fast.... sighh... back to school soon, much TOO soon.
gotta fix up my computer before school begins! arghhh... i need help.

the AMD way or the Pentium way? =/

sighh... choices choices. really tired. i shall blog later on. after my nap. ;)
sorrieeee....

going from junior camp tomorrow!~
i wonder why they still call it junior camp though. youth camp might be a little more sensible. oh well.
this is just an update, so i'll keep it short and sweet. be gone from the 12-16 for junior camp at sentosa Scripture Union campsite. going to be a rather strange camp, as people who are one year older than me and up will be assitant leaders, while i remain a kiddie camper. how great.
action packed 3.5days promised as many colour characters are mistakenly paired off in the same group. thankfully 'tho i'm in a more lame, but less crazy group. hope everything will be fun^^ and definitely not forgetting spiritually nourishing.
handphones are not allowed, as written in black and white on the breifing paper, buttt... thats the case too with schools, so what's the diff. ;)
carer/caree (aka. angel/mortal) board inexistent this year too. sigh. hope there'll be no morning jog. hehehheh
okay. that's about it.

Review: THE ORGASMATRON!
by: dan chia

THIS REVIEW HAS BEEN RATED R(A) 21 DUE TO SUGGESTIVE CONTENT. PLEASE MINORS UNDER 21 PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SCROLLING DOWN.






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well, yes, you heard it right. it's the orgasmatron!~ i have no idea where it came from.
if im not wrong, its a strange contraption from australia that you use to massage your head with. found it lying around the house. to think that the autralians would have a little more sense to give it a less indecent name ya? well, today i shall show you how strange the ozzies are.

this, my friends, is the orgasmatron. freaky. strangely, its NOT supposed to give you orgasms, contrary to popular belief. unless you've got one huge reproductive organ resting between your two shoulders.


as you can see, i am totally not kidding about the name. its even printed on the handle of the device. if you can't see it properly, it says : ORGASMATRON / the ultimate head massager / www. orgasmatron.com.au/
although i have yet to visit the site, i shouldn't expect it to be a porn site, but a site unappropriately named due to the stupidity of the crazy ozzies.


having tried the device, i come to a conclusion that it makes your spine tingle, but doesn't provide any from pleasure unless an orgasm is what happens when you've got a copper project stuck in the back of your head. i give it 0/5 in terms of usefullness, and 5/5 for originality definitely derived from stupidity.

how you get an orgasm? just place on head. and wahla! orgasm away! as shown in picture below

this seemingly perverted review was brought to you by dc.
(this product is not distributed by me, so don't place orders.)
tag comments.^^

just got back from cameron highlands. didn't do much, which is a good thing. just enjoyed the temperature for a few days before heading back home. was thinking a lot during that time of relaxation... reflection i guess, but i shalln't bore you with the details. picked up the usual pirated cds on the way back, which hopefully would increase my standard of design :

1. photoshop cs.
2. maya 6
3. 3d studio max 6

yayyyy..... stay tuned for the next year or so for more artworks. :)

the other thing that i realised is that the previous post drew overwhelming response. which is i good thing i guess. so i shall post less about me, (as the lack of interest in this topic is pretty evident), and more qualty stuff like the previous post, tho not as frequent. shagged now. gotta sleep. nitez

i found a story written by my younger sister and illustrated/co-written by my younger brother.
strange story, but i found it totally original, and with an unexpected twist in the end. fabulous read and all in a bite size 3 pages. perfect for lunchtime breaks as it can be read a few hundred times within that time. not only that, but its been digitally enhanced by me, for easy reading of the words, which are handwritten in such convincingly innocent and childish handwriting. i give it 5/5stars.

mannn.. the whole paragraph is pure facts, just made to sound good. lets just say i found this small little notebook with nice drawings and a story, which i found really funny, tho abit on the lame side. <---(but you all know i love this kinda stuff ;)

disclaimer: all pictures are my bro's and sis' and therefore i expect no copying or replicating of the images displayed below. failure to comply would result in the severe bashing courtesy of me, and a your decapitated body left on the road side. i'm sure you wouldn't want that to happen rightttt?^^
all characters are fictional and any resemblence(i wonder how THAT is possible tho...) is purely coincidental.





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