guess what. i think i've found out that corniness and bad jokes must be a genetic thing. well. this happened shortly after my younger bro asked me why tigger was looking in the toilet bowl. (btw, the ans is trying to find pooh) gosh.

[bro] hey isn't that the new horror movie? (pointing to the poster of "one missed call")
[me] yea.
[bro] it has to be the sequel to "the ring".
[me] huh? (ponders a while, being used to my bro's penchant for really cheeeem lame stuff.)... and faints.

please try to keep away from any weird people with the surname chia. its for your own safety.
they say laughter is the best medicine. make sure you don't get an overdose. ask ben er. i think he's losing it too. =)

sighhh. 16 pts. now because weightage of english was not what i expected it. sighh. PRAISE THE LORD ANYWAY!
ah well. if i get don't get in, its God's will. if i do get its the manifestation of God's grace. so i'll just accept what i get. not like i could do anything about it... so.... i shall not complain^^
the o's are really drawing near. the pressure is on. less updating, no going out, 0.5-1hr a day on the com (for the next 9 days) and thereafter no com at all(i'll try, okay!). i wonder how i'll survive w/o my dearest wife for 39 days. her smooth mouse, and 17" bright screen. this is not gonna be easy.
sorry to those pple who keep asking me to update. its not that i don't wanna, its just that i don't have the time. apologies~ gotta go now. the textbooks beckon.

15 RAW SCORE!~ PRAISE THE LORD!
gosh. this is unbelievable. got an a2 for a subject i expected a c6 in. totally unexpected. should be able to go to sajc arts stream. from the sajc homepage itself:

The cut-off based on 2003’s Joint Admissions Exercise was: Science – 6 to 13
(without bonus), 2 to 9 (with bonus); Arts – 6 to 15 (without bonus) 3 to 11
(with bonus); you must have an aggregate based on L1R5 of 20 and under before
you qualify for JC education (this is an MOE requirement)

hip hip horray. if i don't make it, i might consider meridian, cjc, or nyjc.

wow. really too happy. :) hope everyone got/will get what they want for the prelims. all the best.

ahhh. my nerves! tmmr getting back the combined humans social studies. today didn't have ss period. guess i live for another day.
oh. the class tee is really nice x) . we got the sample tee today. all thank me. welcome welcome welcome. lolx. many thanks to jason also who did the organization of shirt printing and other admin stuff, ian for making so much noise, because if you didn't, the shirt may not have come out that nice - the voice of the people. but really, the shirt looks is really cool. looks almost store bought. i am impressed. and only 16 bucks. anyone can treat the designer to the class tee? come on... ... just a little token of appreciation? wahaha.
i'd better go sleep soon. just can't stay awake studying physics. either its very dry, or i just don't get enought sleep. haha.
//out~

alamak. XIII points and counting, and is definitely not cute bam, biffs and pows anymore. its a doom3-style hardcore slaughter house. (for those who dunno anything about XIII, just ignore the previous reference... lets just descirbe it as... ... ... total bloodbath.)

i really have no idea where to go with such crap marks. sure i could go somewhere, but how would it affect my future? would i be able to survive the first 3 months? and on a lighter note, are the girls cute? x) i really have no idea where to go. its just so hard to make decisions.
oh wait at least the decision-making can wait because i haven't gotten back my combined humanities paper (social studies) yet. let's see.... rough estimate... 19points? sigh. serangoon? yishun? meridian? cat? meow.

i really am in a dilemma again. guess i should do what i always do when i have trouble deciding anything... sleep, for tomorrow you'll forget about it and realise later on that you've got more stuff to worry about. i just running away. works all the time when you can't get the stupid pokemon down to enough health to catch it. shoot, off topic again.

Is it not written : don't do today when you can leave till tommorrow?




or was it.......... ah well.

i just had the most horrible nightmare.
i dreamt that i failed my amaths paper2 and my physics written paper. i hope its not real.
lets just say i'm in a state of denial.
got an a1 for bio, after the i found out the teacher counted wrongly and gave me 11 marks short. maannn.. is she missing a few fingers or something? ah well. the b3 freaked me out for a moment there.... well... for 2 weeks to be honest. arse!
a2 for emaths paper 2
b3 for english paper 1
and the other two that i've gotten back, you already know.
WO BU YAO DU SHU LE. maybe i should drop out of school. its really not the correct line of profession for me. sighhh... but what are the chances that i'm allowed to? mom would kill me. guess i've got no choice. its mugging time. no choice.

ai pia ai jia eh ya.............(some hokkien song, so if you don't get it, don't bother coming to ask me. ask my mom)

eep.
2 people trying to french on the bed on kids central - gundam seed. the stuff we're showing the kids nowadays. sigh. and i thought gundam seed was an anime more tageted at older audience. kids central?? what is the world coming to. ah well. it is getting a little boring for me.... i mean. have u seen a robot show with like 6 episodes in a row without a proper i-blast-you-you-blast-me scene? ah well....

oh. since i'm posting, i might as well tell another part in...

the misadventures of dc's maid [episode3] : UFOs

a long time ago, in quiet little house in balestier. ah well. lets skip the intro, coz most of your probably know about the weird stuff that happens. back to the story.
the day before, we went to east coast park for a church outing, sun, sea and the sand.
the following day...

[mum]: where's the frisbees from yesterday?
[maid]: frisbees? what's that?
[mum]: <>

a few minutes later, the frisbees with found in the dish rack, with all the other plates.
[maid]: not eat food one ah ma'am?

omg.

tune in next time, for the misadventures of dc's maid.
oh, and for those who missed the previous ones which were funnier, please update yourself the the archives section situated on the right column.

wahaha. i just found out something totally really funny. its a review for some movie made quite some time ago by these turks about star wars episode one. the only thing is that ep1 hadn't been made yet at that point in time, and so the screwed it up. real bad. but it was worth a really good laugh.

http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=22122

check it out. really really funny. x)

i don't know. i suddenly feel like i was born with an F9 under the column labelled 'life'. either that, or i was born with the wrong subject combination, leading to like F9 for everything else except the stupidity one, in which i passed with flying colours.

study study study, with nothing so show of it. i'm like a manifestation of pointlessness. hell, i
need a life, and somehow it seems almost unachievable under the current circumstances.

some people really have it easy. almost virtually never touched the textbook, and still manage to get so good for everything. there's even those who seem to have everything already lined up for them, without them lifting a finger to do anything. sigh. life has never been fair, and never will be, a harsh reality that i find so hard to accept. ah well, not like i can go anything about it.
there are probably with the same sentiments as me, the only thing i can encourage anyone with is this thought, for every genius, there's probably quite a few doofus' ignoramuses, and so its not like your alone....

and maybe the great guy in the sky knows how to moderate.

the benefit of the doubt is better than nothing. hope for the hopeless. at least we would know we tried.

life is too short to live like a dick.
i wish some people would just realise it.
i'll make a note if it.

hand itchy to play games. sigh. the exams are coming soon... in about 2 months+ time. so no time to slack anymore. wake up call to all those(sec4s) who still are slacking away. get away from this blog and hit the books!~

[4SA]
oh and yea, the really really final class tee design is done and we shall be printing it soon - thursday i think... i shall not post it again, because everyone should know the rough design for now. its basically the same, with some minor adjustments.

lets make this short, simple, and concise.

[summary of today]

sunburn. ooo. fun.
went picnic, eat food. play 'tennis'(or whatever that game we played is supposed to be before we mutilated it.). kick rugby ball til toes hurt. kick soccer ball. swim. go fly kite. :) throw frisbee... er frisbeeees. see dog. go gym.

had fun.

i just skipped school today because my maid woke up late.
sure, blame other people, but it was real. i can't wake up myself, unless i've got enough sleep, which is never the case. so blaming the maid is a worthy excuse to me. =/ sigh. i wonder how i'm gonna settle the medical cert thing next week.... er parents letter? "please excuse my son from school as the maid woke up late" cool. i wonder how well the teachers would swallow that. i mean, its almost as bad as the far too cliched "the dog ate my homework" ah well. better make up by doing more work......

ah. just re-read the Big Friendly Giant again for the umteenth time in a short span of 16 years. its probably not something i should or would be reading now, but i guess a time reminscing and reliquishing the old times isn't so bad. it followed me through my life in many stages.
there was a time the whole story to me was like a fairy tale. Roald dahl used to be the greatest spinner of childhood fantasies for me. but that was a time where i thought "unique" was pronounced as you-nee-qwee. oh to go back to when thing were so simple. paper bullets in class, name-calling, scraped kness, all seems to suprisingly subtle to what's happening today.
they came the not-so-proud phase of my life, where the BFG meant something totally different to me. the big [censored] giant. well. i shaln't elaborate any further, lest more ugly secrets of my past start showing throught the thick layer to 'paint' that i'm trying to cover up my past wrongs with.
and finally now, when i'm still this screwed up teenager who doesn't have a life, and ends up reading roald dahl book left on a shelf for the last few years. well. thank goodness for childhood fantasies. a much needed break from the harsh world.
ah. flashback. back to reality~ no life? at least i had a childhood. i'd anything just to go back again. anyone wanna fill the seat?

spyder projeck. 2004


just did it in my spare time. still a little rough on the blending, could be rectified, couldn't be bothered. ;) a little big, sorry for those low bandwidth people big = better quality. Oh yea, and i've decided to post more of my works here - not so they can be stolen or anything, just so that i can blog less of crap, and more of substance. ciaoz. opinions are welcomed. just mail me or find me on msn :)